Lopez Siblings · Dating Profiles · Three Available
The Lopez
Siblings
Three of them, one domain, separate listings. The lending language is entirely the fault of the domain name, which was available — so it should be said plainly up front that nothing here is repayable, no schedule exists, and no Lopez may be returned.
Available Listings
Three siblings, three listings, three separate sets of terms. Each has an opinion about being on this website and no two of them agree.
Megan
The youngest. Interactive design, front-end, and a faith she actually practises rather than merely holds. Listed in full.
Adam
Elder brother by a matter of minutes. Construction project manager, mechanical engineer, Eagle Scout. Listed in full.
Eric
The other twin — fraternal, so the resemblance is a family one rather than a trick. Embedded hardware engineer; quieter, and not remotely the same person. Listed in full.
- APR
- 0%. There is nothing to charge you.
- Term
- Indefinite
- Collateral
- Yours, and you won't get it back
- Early repayment
- Not accepted
- Late repayment
- Also not accepted
- Returns
- No Lopez may be returned
- Co-signer
- Their mother. She has already signed.
All three listed. The order in which that happened has been noted by at least one of them — evenly, and only once, which is entirely in character.